Saturday, September 25, 2010

Dear Oprah

One thing I know for sure: if the survival of our species depended on chunks of blood coming out of the penis 5 days a month for 40 years, we would be as rare as white tigers.

2 comments:

  1. I agree. But it is GOOD problem to have, you'll miss it when it's gone.

    @urgoof

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  2. I don't miss it and feel liberated in my new stage of life.

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Please tell me how awesome I am and how you can totally relate. otherwise, shut the eff up. Unless you're in publishing.